The Pinnacle of Motherhood

I struggle to even find the words to write...(long, thoughtful pause). This evening motherhood has reached an all time high for me. After my heroic deed of the day (puppy rescue), I take a few minutes to put a post on Craig's List in hopes to return this dog to it's rightful and loving owner. Katelyn has an extremely wet diaper, so I take it off of her and let her run commando for a bit, as I do on a fairly regular basis. Only minutes later, I hear her crying about something, so I turn around to find her face horror stricken and dark spots on the carpet. I go in for a closer look. Has she hurt herself? If only it had been that simple. I approach the scene to realize that no, she is not hurt. Instead, she has laid a giant, green turd right on top of one of her toys and had poop smeared up and down her legs and feet. She was flipping out about it! Rightly so. Unbelievable!